How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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