What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Jesus was a good guy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

I killed someone today. :D

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

An atheist walks into a church

What number comes after 29? 30.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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