- Anti Joke

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

We are lawyers

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Two english guys meet at work

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane