- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

A man made a sandwich.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Jesus was a good guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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