how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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