What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

We are lawyers

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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