- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why is john so fat years of over eating

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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