- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

i dont like chris

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

why is john so fat years of over eating

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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