knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

A baby seal walks into a club

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

what's brown and sticky? A stick

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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