- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

brandon ya twwat

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Women.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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