Patriarchy.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Black People.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Anti Joke

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