Barack Obama

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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You're*

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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drake

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Knock knock. Death.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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