Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Rick Santorum 2012

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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