A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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