- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Michael Castillo is gay

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Women.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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