Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So. The gays. ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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