What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Dogs in my home.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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