- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

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