ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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