What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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