The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Get in the car.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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