Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

AIDS

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So. The gays. ...

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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