- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Woman.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Whats better than 24? 25.

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