- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Woman rights.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

A women president

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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