how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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No.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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