- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Your all fags

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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