womens rights.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

chirs

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Ham sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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