Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Gianni

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

joke

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

you just contradicted yourself.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

no

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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