Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock knock. Death.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

She said no

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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