Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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AIDS

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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I am a n1gger.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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