- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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