What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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She said no

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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