- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Knock Knock! Come in.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

mc hammers income.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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