you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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69

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Women's Rights.

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