- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

gay marriage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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