- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What's big and white?

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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