- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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