What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

i dont like chris

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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