A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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The Pope

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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