this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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