Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

donald................duck for president

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

I enjoy anal.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

YES! EXACTLY!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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