What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What's an Anti Joke?

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

No, Trinidad.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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