- Anti Joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Breast cancer.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP