- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I have Alzheimer. What?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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