How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Homosexuals are gay.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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one day i went to bed

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girls basketball

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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donald................duck for president

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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