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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

hi

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Today is May 18 2016.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

hi

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Today is May 18 2016.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken