Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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