- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

ugh good riddance

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Your time.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Mitt Romney penis

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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