- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Billy Cundiff.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Women's Rights.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??