A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Women's rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What did the man without a tongue say...

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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