When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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