What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Leave her alone...

Obama

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Your mama's so fat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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