- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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