What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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crap!!

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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