- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How do you spell eight? 8

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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