- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Women.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Sophie Cameron is Gay

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