What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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when debbie meets downer

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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