What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Women's rights

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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