- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

crap!!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

where wally? wallys a myth.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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