- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A Jew! Bless you.

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