- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why did i write this? I was bored

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

I was born.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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