A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Dani barton= lovely

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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