- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Your Mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Mmmmmmmmbutch

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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