- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

fruit salad?

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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