Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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