This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

THE GAME

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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