- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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