Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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