why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Women's rights.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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You're Adopted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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im black

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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