- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

I pooped my pants

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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