- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

your moms my other ride

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

So. The gays. ...

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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