- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Your time.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Black people. They are so kind.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

An English man walks into a pub.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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