- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

wood cant chuck wood

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Your social life.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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