- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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