Your mom is so fat...

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I ponder

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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