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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Samantha

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

The Pope

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

shauns beautiful

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

^that joke a piece of shit

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