- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??