- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

This is a joke setup.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

vbh

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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