- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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