What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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ass in my face ? no

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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