- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

thumbs up!

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call an amazing person Good

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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wood cant chuck wood

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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