- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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