Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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A black man in a country bar.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Your time.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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bitches be crafty.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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