- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

your father died

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Zach Barlow

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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