Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Black people

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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