How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Which is longer? A rope...

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

? I hate niiggers ?

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Drunk irish man

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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