What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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My pet rock died.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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this girl died

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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i dont like attention whores lol

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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