How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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My tractor broke down.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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BOOBALANBOO

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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