A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Woman rights.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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