What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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