why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

we all know sammi has a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Jacob Edwards has friends

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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