There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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IU football

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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