- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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