- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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